Tune Seltzers
From:
Cortland, NY
Last Active:
1 min ago
Genre: New Wave
Seltzer Fusion
Started in: NY, ca. 2022
KEEP IT TUNED
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Add to Friends
Do you really want to add a fictional, personified, cannabis-infused seltzer drink as a friend on a fake social media site?
I mean, we're not gonna judge. But we don't know exactly how to do that. And it would take too long to figure out how to make it a compelling experience. So...let's just say we're friends now
<( ^u^ )> -
Add to Favorites
Aww, really? You're OUR favorite! But uhhhh...this button doesn't do anything. Sorry, mate. Try again. -
Forward to Friend
I guess this is how you share things with friends these days. We're kinda whatever about it. There's only one social media site that was the GOAT. -
Instant Message
You could try this, but it's definitely not "instant." We'll get back to ya right after we're done transposing that high school heartbreak we never quite got over into a smokey 4-disk autobiographical LP -
WANTED: Bass Player
We are in search for the next seltzer who can lay down a groove so deep a shovel couldn’t dig it. Must be chill, no "pick me's", simps, lames, or Arctic Monkeys fans. Post an ig story and tag @tunespace to show us your chops. -
Lab Reports
Reports are what you're looking for, eh? Check out what we're made of:
Lab Results
MY PHOTOS
At last - a beverage supergroup for the ages! TUNE Seltzer is the ultimate collab between indie hemp powerhouse, Head & Heal, and the behemoth beverage legend, Saranac Brewing Co.
A dynamic two-piece consisting of the electrifying TUNE UP and the rocksteady TUNE DOWN, TUNE is the all-encompassing answer that the drink world has been waiting for.
Make no mistake: TUNE isn’t just a flash in the pan flavor of the month. These are highly bioavailable drinks that were made to stand the test of time, boasting nano-emulsified hemp extract. Translated: they hit hard and hit fast.
Here's what the stars are saying:
“(incomprehensible mumbling) TUNE is the best bloody (mumbling) drink of all time.”
–Ozzy Osbourne
...at least that's what we think he said
Tune Seltzers
From:
Cortland, NY
Last Active:
1 min ago
Genre: New Wave
Seltzer Fusion
Started in: NY, ca. 2022
At last - a beverage supergroup for the ages! TUNE Seltzer is the ultimate collab between indie hemp powerhouse, Head & Heal, and the behemoth beverage legend, Saranac Brewing Co.
A dynamic two-piece consisting of the electrifying TUNE UP and the rocksteady TUNE DOWN, TUNE is the all-encompassing answer that the drink world has been waiting for.
Make no mistake: TUNE isn’t just a flash in the pan flavor of the month. These are highly bioavailable drinks that were made to stand the test of time, boasting nano-emulsified hemp extract. Translated: they hit hard and hit fast.
Here's what the stars are saying:
“(incomprehensible mumbling) TUNE is the best bloody… (mumbling)... drink of all time.”
–Ozzy Osbourne (at least that's what we think he said)
KEEP IT TUNED
-
Add to Friends
Do you really want to add a fictional, personified, cannabis-infused seltzer drink as a friend on a fake social media site?
I mean, we're not gonna judge. But we don't know exactly how to do that. And it would take too long to figure out how to make it a compelling experience. So...let's just say we're friends now
<( ^u^ )> -
~*~Contact~*~
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WANTED: Bass Player
We are in search for the next seltzer who can lay down a groove so deep a shovel couldn’t dig it. Must be chill, no "pick me's", simps, lames, or Arctic Monkeys fans. Post an ig story and tag @tunespace to show us your chops. -
Add to Favorites
Aww, really? You're OUR favorite! But uhhhh...this button doesn't do anything. Sorry, mate. Try again. -
Add to Friends
Do you really want to add a fictional, personified, cannabis-infused seltzer drink as a friend on a fake social media site?
I mean, we're not gonna judge. But we don't know exactly how to do that. And it would take too long to figure out how to make it a compelling experience. So...let's just say we're friends now
<( ^u^ )> -
WANTED: Bass Player
We are in search for the next seltzer who can lay down a groove so deep a shovel couldn’t dig it. Must be chill, no "pick me's", simps, lames, or Arctic Monkeys fans. Post an ig story and tag @tunespace to show us your chops.
MY PHOTOS
