Blueberry Lemonade
From:
Cortland, NY
Last Active:
1hr ago
Mood: It's U-Pick Season
10mg THC
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đ« Blueberry Lemonade
1 can.
10mg THC.
made with real juice.
fast-acting.
bright enough for hot afternoons.
sweet enough to keep you around.
tart enough to keep things interesting.
100 calories âą 25g sugar
made with:
filtered water, cane sugar, lemon juice, lemon extract, natural flavors, cannabis extract
currently available at your local dispensary.
see you by the cooler.
â„ TUNE
Sicilian Lemon & Rose
From:
Cortland, NY
Last Active:
It doesn't matter.
Mood: Kinda like an open-air kitchen off the Amalfi Coast
10mg THC
It's-a-me! A canna-seltzer!
If you fancy yourself a foodie, lover of Italian culture and cuisine, a frequent stopper to smell the roses, or any combination of the above, you and I are going to be fast compagnos.
Likes: lively conversations, sippin' on limoncello spritzes, a dozen roses for no occasion, opera, al-fresco dinners with friends and family
Dislikes: having to be anywhere on-time, pineapple on pizza
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Instant Message
You could try this, but it's definitely not "instant."Â We'll get back to ya right after we're done transposing that high school heartbreak we never quite got over into a smokey 4-disk autobiographical LP -
WANTED: Bass Player
We are in search for the next seltzer who can lay down a groove so deep a shovel couldnât dig it. Must be chill, no "pick me's", simps, lames, or Arctic Monkeys fans. Post an ig story and tag @tunespace to show us your chops.
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