Tune UP Seltzer
From:
Cortland, NY
Party Animal
Last Active:
Online now
Mood: Amped Up
25mg CBG
KEEP IT TUNED
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Add to Friends
Do you really want to add a fictional, personified, cannabis-infused seltzer drink as a friend on a fake social media site?
I mean, we're not gonna judge. But we don't know exactly how to do that. And it would take too long to figure out how to make it a compelling experience. So...let's just say we're friends now
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Add to Favorites
Aww, really? You're OUR favorite! But uhhhh...this button doesn't do anything. Sorry, mate. Try again. -
Forward to Friend
I guess this is how you share things with friends these days. We're kinda whatever about it. There's only one social media site that was the GOAT. -
Instant Message
You could try this, but it's definitely not "instant." We'll get back to ya right after we're done transposing that high school heartbreak we never quite got over into a smokey 4-disk autobiographical LP -
WANTED: Bass Player
We are in search for the next seltzer who can lay down a groove so deep a shovel couldn’t dig it. Must be chill, no "pick me's", simps, lames, or Arctic Monkeys fans. Post an ig story and tag @tunespace to show us your chops. -
Lab Reports
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Lab Results
MY PHOTOS
Yoooooo! What up! You good? I’m good - I’m REALLY good, in fact. How could I not be, bro? I’m Tune UP Seltzer! I’m a cannabinoid-infused CBG beverage that’s packed with everything you need to get you as stoked as I am (if that’s even possible)! So what are you waiting for? Let’s get after it, dog!
Likes: dogs, the whammy bar, the hustle, peach, the Sun (dude just never stops giving), the smell of coffee, mango, mountain biking, EDM
Dislikes: sitting, bad vibes, being lazy, the Arctic Monkeys
Tune UP Seltzer
From:
Cortland, NY
Party Animal
Last Active:
Online now
Mood: Amped Up
with 25mg CBG
Yoooooo! What up! You good? I’m good - I’m REALLY good, in fact. How could I not be, bro? I’m Tune UP Seltzer! I’m a cannabinoid-infused CBG beverage that’s packed with everything you need to get you as stoked as I am (if that’s even possible)! So what are you waiting for? Let’s get after it, dog!
Likes: dogs, the whammy bar, the hustle, peach, the Sun (dude just never stops giving), the smell of coffee, mango, mountain biking, EDM
Dislikes: sitting, bad vibes, being lazy, the Arctic Monkeys
KEEP IT TUNED
-
Add to Friends
Do you really want to add a fictional, personified, cannabis-infused seltzer drink as a friend on a fake social media site?
I mean, we're not gonna judge. But we don't know exactly how to do that. And it would take too long to figure out how to make it a compelling experience. So...let's just say we're friends now
<( ^u^ )> -
Send Message
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Instant Message
You could try this, but it's definitely not "instant." We'll get back to ya right after we're done transposing that high school heartbreak we never quite got over into a smokey 4-disk autobiographical LP -
WANTED: Bass Player
We are in search for the next seltzer who can lay down a groove so deep a shovel couldn’t dig it. Must be chill, no "pick me's", simps, lames, or Arctic Monkeys fans. Post an ig story and tag @tunespace to show us your chops. -
Add to Favorites
Aww, really? You're OUR favorite! But uhhhh...this button doesn't do anything. Sorry, mate. Try again. -
Forward to Friend
I guess this is how you share things with friends these days. We're kinda whatever about it. There's only one social media site that was the GOAT. -
Block User??
Oh you thought it would be that easy? Psshh. This is a fictional social media page hinging on Millennial/Gen X nostalgia, we can do whatever we want. We are the captain now, lol
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