Energize Drink Drops
From:
Cortland, NY
Last Active:
Always.
Mood: Ive got shit to do.
10mg THC | 10mg THC-V per dropper
KEEP IT TUNED
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Add to Friends
Do you really want to add a fictional, personified, cannabis-infused seltzer drink as a friend on a fake social media site?
I mean, we're not gonna judge. But we don't know exactly how to do that. And it would take too long to figure out how to make it a compelling experience. So...let's just say we're friends now
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Add to Favorites
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Instant Message
You could try this, but it's definitely not "instant." We'll get back to ya right after we're done transposing that high school heartbreak we never quite got over into a smokey 4-disk autobiographical LP -
WANTED: Bass Player
We are in search for the next seltzer who can lay down a groove so deep a shovel couldn’t dig it. Must be chill, no "pick me's", simps, lames, or Arctic Monkeys fans. Post an ig story and tag @tunespace to show us your chops.
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MY PHOTOS
Oh, heyyyy - you found me! I’m Tune Energizing Drink Drops, your personal hype squad in liquid form. Each dropper delivers an equal balance of 5mg THC and 5mg THC-V (that’s 150mg of each per bottle—yeah, I keep track). THC-V is basically the sports car of cannabinoids, giving you that clear-headed, focused boost you’ve been craving.
I dissolve effortlessly into your favorite drinks and get you in the zone fast, usually within 15–30 minutes. Morning smoothie? Afternoon refresher? Mocktail mixer? Count me in.
Likes: early mornings, motivational podcasts, iced matcha, checking tasks off lists
Dislikes: procrastination, tangled headphones, running out of ice cubes
Blackberry Cardamom
From:
Cortland, NY
Last Active:
Always.
Mood: Berry sweet with nice spice
10mg THC
Expect the unexpected with me. But in the best way possible! I come on strong with my sweet berry profiles of blackberry and blueberry but then I surprise you with a burst of cardamom.
Don't be shy! Take a chance! You'll be glad you did ;)
Likes: The Blues, Black Metal, Indian curry, Turkish coffee, surprise parties, speak-easies, everything underground
Dislikes: anything vanilla, The Arctic Monkeys
KEEP IT TUNED
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Add to Friends
Do you really want to add a fictional, personified, cannabis-infused seltzer drink as a friend on a fake social media site?
I mean, we're not gonna judge. But we don't know exactly how to do that. And it would take too long to figure out how to make it a compelling experience. So...let's just say we're friends now
<( ^u^ )> -
Send Message
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Instant Message
You could try this, but it's definitely not "instant." We'll get back to ya right after we're done transposing that high school heartbreak we never quite got over into a smokey 4-disk autobiographical LP -
WANTED: Bass Player
We are in search for the next seltzer who can lay down a groove so deep a shovel couldn’t dig it. Must be chill, no "pick me's", simps, lames, or Arctic Monkeys fans. Post an ig story and tag @tunespace to show us your chops.
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Add to Favorites
Aww, really? You're OUR favorite! But uhhhh...this button doesn't do anything. Sorry, mate. Try again. -
Forward to Friend
I guess this is how you share things with friends these days. We're kinda whatever about it. There's only one social media site that was the GOAT. -
Block User??
Oh you thought it would be that easy? Psshh. This is a fictional social media page hinging on Millennial/Gen X nostalgia, we can do whatever we want. We are the captain now, lol
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